If those Coilers think they’re gonna keep us from the festival, they’ve got another thing coming. Just ‘cause we ain’t got no girls don’t mean we can’t have our own Princess Vine for the wedding. All we needs is a purple dress, some purdy shoes, and some grapes and we can make any of our boys into the prettiest princess in the valley. Jinie should have these for sale, she wanders between the farms trying to hock her wares.