I'm afraid that a gift just won't be enough for her, even one as fine as this. She's a pirate, and surrounded by men much tougher and stronger than I am. I won't impress her unless she thinks I'm as tough as the rest. I know - I need a tattoo! I can do the work myself, but I need some materials. Those scorpions you got the carapaces from have some fluids that work quite well as ink, and the needlers that wander the area can provide a needle for me to scribe with - provided you can find one that's fine and sharp enough for it. Not just any needle will do.